Kids say the funniest things

• Myra while reading a book - I can’t say this word. I know what the word is but it’s a bad word - he’ll
• Ben to dad- I just about licked the bottom of your shoe.
• Mom to Ben - So how are you going to get rich - Brooklyn - I’m going to marry someone rich... were you talking to me? Cause that’s how I’m gonna get rich
• Brooklyn about Savannah - ground her for life! Ground her for life! Ground her for life!
• Brooklyn about getting taller - then I would be all gangly and look like spaghetti - and I don’t want to look like spaghetti 
• Spencer trying to talk Spanish - five, blah blah bla , five
• Myra talking to Spencer - I have to follow the rules. My name starts with an m so I have to say maybe. If my name started with a y then I could say yes
• Spencer - Uuuummmm could someone come untie Myra? I tied her to my bed - Mom - can Myra breath? - Myra from the other room - yeah
• Spencer - can I have some of the hissy kissy candy
• During family counsel - dad - I think we should talk about respect for Mom and dad - Spencer - so we done?
• Spencer in car with Mom - something smells bad. Like stinky feet. But my feet don’t stink - then he smells his feet - yeah my feet don’t smell - Mom - so what are you saying - Spencer - your feet stink mom
• Spencer telling a story - you can speak my talking 
• Myra singing to Spencer when she was 2 (he was 4 1/2 months) - I knew you were trouble when you walked in
• Spencer knocking on his bedroom door - need a butler 
• Spencer coping Brooklyn - Myra - now it’s funny when Spencer does it
• Brooklyn talking about dads beard - it’s like a baby, but on your face 
• Catalina when she was three - the police will take you away if you don’t give me a shower